a) A co-worker of mine gave me this picture and I try to pass it on: it really is true. Hitler.
b) The best practical joke ever played upon me: THE BASHER runs a sign making business out of his home. He cuts vinyl letters and makes billboards and stickers for local businesses like Chuck's Natural Foods. One night, while goofing around at his house, THE BASHER disappeared, to "go to the bathroom". He came back a while later and we hung out in his living room for a few hours. When I finally went outside to leave, I found the phrase "MPW STYLE" written across the windshield of my car in pink and baby blue vinyl letters: this was taken just moments after i saw the sticker. I left them on for seven or eight months. I am sure I looked very cool driving around Tampa.
c) This is a picture of Damon during what scientists refer to as his "Temple T." phase. This picture was taken when our band, The AmeriCar Underworld, went to Chicago to record.
d) I found this picture on the street and felt very lucky.
e) This is the Africa medallion I used to wear in high school (as immortalized in the entry, "Fame is mine: PT 1". I also wore it to the wig party).
f) This is the $.10 box of matches I got on the drive up to New York (the actual matches immortalized in the entry "Fuck Florida 2").
g) This is my sister at The Castle in Ybor.
a) This is a piece of wrapping paper from a birthday gift my sister gave me years ago: my initials are spelled out in pot seeds. b) This is a press photo of author Jonathan Ames (whom I interviewed several months ago). c) This is a rare, bigfoot-esque photograph of the elusive LITTLE RED HAIRED GIRL. d) This is a picture of Gerald's profile as immortalized in the entry Fuck Florida 2. |